
This blog post demonstrates
the importance of perfect word choices When authors discover a great title, they
should stick with it! They should not publish until their title is the perfect
giftwrap inviting readers to open and explore the contents of their book.
For example, greatly
loved titles would be very different
and might not draw crowds
of adoring readers, if even one vital word
were changed . . . Below are examples,
(My apologies in advance--occasionally
after too much college grading, book editing, or grandmothering (well, not too
much, but a heavy flurry of challenges), my mind frays these directions for recovery.
Your comments are appreciated. Create your own hit titles (or near hits) and send
helpful comments (or convalescent bouquets) toward my therapeutic recovery.
And at the end, I give an affectionate nod to
two of my favorite author friends.
Graves of Wrath
A Snail of Two Cities: A
slow and Moving Tale
A Fail of Two Cities:
Current U.S. Utilities Reports from Flint, MI and . . .
The
Agony and the Eggstacy -- An Egg Production Manual
Nothing
Grows in Brooklyn - An Analysis of Failed Parks and Recreation Policies
How
Brown is My Valley - Welsh Environmental Applications of the Above
Mutiny
in the County - When Suburban Living Pressures Build to the Levels of Crowded City
Populations, People Snap
Great
Exhalations - Studies in Deep Breathing
Found
with the Wind - The Benefits of Offshore Wind Patterns in Delivering Flotsam,
Jetsam, and Other Marine Debris to Public Beaches
Tom
Slow - Self-explanatory
Big
Women - A Subject Increasing in Popularity
The Over-Eating Games
And below, an affectionate nod to
two of my favorite author friends:
Noise
in the Dark
Wish
You Weren’t Here
I'm still laughing! And thanks for the nod. :-) My addition: Moby What? A book with a whole chapter devoted to whales.
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